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Redditors Wife

I asked him what he was laughing at he told me Tupperware

I asked him what he was laughing at he told me Tupperware Redditors Wife
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I asked to go to dinner He said I had to be pregnant first

I asked to go to dinner He said I had to be pregnant first Redditors Wife
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Everytime a funny post hits the front page He makes a post about us

Everytime a funny post hits the front page He makes a post about us Redditors Wife
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I tried to kiss him after we had sex He said he'd rather suck his own dick

I tried to kiss him after we had sex He said he'd rather suck his own dick Redditors Wife
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I used to be an adventurer like you then i got married

I used to be an adventurer like you then i got married Redditors Wife
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I asked him what he wanted for dinner he said "a heap of oranges and some Nelsons folly, ye scurvy dog!'

I asked him what he wanted for dinner he said
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CHANGE YOUR STATUS TO "IN A RELATIONSHIP" OR DELETE FACEBOOK

CHANGE YOUR STATUS TO
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NoAttentionAtWrk says to say " hmm" and "oh really" The wife / gf / mother / chatty friend would go on for a few hours while you browse reddit

NoAttentionAtWrk says to say
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I asked him where my drink went He yelled "CRUNK JUICE!"

I asked him where my drink went He yelled
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I told him our daughter had been kid-napped He told me to wake her up

I told him our daughter had been kid-napped He told me to wake her up Redditors Wife
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