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/r/ucomingtobed "There doesn't seem to be anything there"

/r/ucomingtobed

i listened to him talk in his sleep he said, "yes, this is dog"

i listened to him talk in his sleep he said,

I asked him if he wanted to go skinny dipping He asked how much would I PAY

I asked him if he wanted to go skinny dipping He asked how much would I PAY  Redditors Wife

I asked him to do me he said he already googled himself

I asked him to do me  he said he already googled himself  Redditors Wife

Woke up to use the bathroom He snuggles with the dog in my spot

Woke up to use the bathroom He snuggles with the dog in my spot  Redditors Wife

Asks to go on a walk and get fresh air Shows her three types of plants

Asks to go on a walk and get fresh air Shows her three types of plants  Redditors Wife

I told him our daughter got into the rat poison He said just get her some Coke and Sun Chips

I told him our daughter got into the rat poison He said just get her some Coke and Sun Chips  Redditors Wife

I wanted to go out to dinner but he said only if I get to be Jackie Chan

I wanted to go out to dinner
but he said only if I get to be
 Jackie Chan  Redditors Wife

I asked if he could pick me up from the office he said he doesn't like where i work because it's not an old bank

I asked if he could pick me up from the office he said he doesn't like where i work because it's not an old bank  Redditors Wife

asked him what would he like for dinner "100 orders of cheese pizza"

asked him what would he like for dinner
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