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I asked if he would take a christmas photo of me He told me to hold this maxim magazine in front of my face

I asked if he would take a christmas photo of me He told me to hold this maxim magazine in front of my face  Redditors Wife

I asked him why he never laughs anymore He said he didn't want to explain

I asked him why he never laughs anymore He said he didn't want to explain  Redditors Wife

I asked him if we could get another cat. He said, "Only if we name it Pasta Batman".

I asked him if we could get another cat. He said,

Asked him for sexy time he said "thaw out the bagel first"

Asked him for sexy time he said

I asked him what he was doing why he needed mayo and doughnuts so late He said "You'll see"

I asked him what he was doing why he needed mayo and doughnuts so late He said

Said he wanted to have sex like a normal human stuck my face in wet contrete

Said he wanted to have sex like a normal human stuck my face in wet contrete  Redditors Wife

I am a terrible meme

I am a terrible meme   Redditors Wife

I apologized for our fight earlier He told me I wasn't getting my pants back

I apologized for our fight earlier He told me I wasn't getting my pants back  Redditors Wife

I made him Bacon for dinner. He only wants the grease, so he can make a candle.

I made him Bacon for dinner. He only wants the grease, so he can make a candle.   Redditors Wife

psychological abuse includes purposefully masturbating in front of your wife

psychological abuse includes purposefully masturbating in front of your wife   Redditors Wife
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