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i said lets 69 he started crying

i said lets 69 he started crying  Redditors Wife

"HONEY WHERE ARE ALL OUR PLASTIC SPOON AND FOR-- Oh, there it is.."

Obsessing over the Burning Man ticket fiasco Instead of making art

Obsessing over the Burning Man ticket fiasco Instead of making art  Redditors Wife

My husband is crying on Valentine's Day He says Ron stole his valentine

My husband is crying on Valentine's Day He says Ron stole his valentine  Redditors Wife

i dropped an earring on the ground he told me to sniff his penis

i dropped an earring on the ground he told me to sniff his penis  Redditors Wife

I asked him if he wanted dinner. he said he'll eat after he re-records himself as a pirate.

I asked him if he wanted dinner. he said he'll eat after he      re-records himself as a pirate.  Redditors Wife

It told him to come to bed and watch a movie He said only if Alexander Rhodes is in it.

It told him to come to bed and watch a movie He said only if Alexander Rhodes is in it.  Redditors Wife

I asked him to come to bed "I'm just going to chill with my mom."

I asked him to come to bed

I wanted to reward him with sex for making the front page he said he is too busy posting it instead

I wanted to reward him with sex for making the front page he said he is too busy posting it instead  Redditors Wife

what's in my mouth? gauze

what's in my mouth? gauze  Redditors Wife
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