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I asked him for some money for our groceries He said he is not supplying money for necessities

I asked him for some money for our groceries He said he is not supplying money for necessities  Redditors Wife

I told him "We never cuddle anymore" He held my toe-thumb while he was browsing on the computer

I told him

I told him there was a hole in the yard He told me to get a hotdog and some string

I told him there was a hole in the yard He told me to get a hotdog and some string  Redditors Wife

I said I needed a support at my mothers funeral he was up front waving his giant foam finger

I said I needed a support at my mothers funeral he was up front waving his giant foam finger  Redditors Wife

I told him I was having a girl's night He made us go to Denny's

I told him I was having a girl's night He made us go to Denny's  Redditors Wife

Asks if he likes my face "Only if you put it on Paula Deen's body"

Asks if he likes my face

asked him to come to bed he said he was increasing his life 12 years

asked him to come to bed he said he was increasing his life 12 years  Redditors Wife

he stares at a white screen all day wearing sunglasses

he stares at a white screen all day wearing sunglasses  Redditors Wife

I asked him why our bank account was empty he said he finally found a way to exchange money for karma

I asked him why our bank account was empty he said he finally found a way to exchange money for karma  Redditors Wife

I asked him to buy groceries he brought back vegetables that were shaped like genitals

I asked him to buy groceries he brought back vegetables that were shaped like genitals  Redditors Wife
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