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Got a beautiful custom crayon art piece for valentine's day So did 5 co-workers

Got a beautiful custom crayon art piece for valentine's day So did 5 co-workers  Redditors Wife

Asked him what the thought of my breast Said my nipples weren't heart shaped

Asked him what the thought of my breast Said my nipples weren't heart shaped  Redditors Wife

I asked him why he spends so much time in the bathroom he told me he is sinking cheeriohs

I asked him why he spends so much time in the bathroom he told me he is sinking cheeriohs  Redditors Wife

I told him I loved him. He told me how much karma he has.

I told him I loved him. He told me how much karma he has.  Redditors Wife

I told him I like george clooney He said he's too busy for my vagina

I told him I like george clooney He said he's too busy for my vagina  Redditors Wife

I came to tell him goodnight He told me not to smash his computer to pieces

I came to tell him goodnight He told me not to smash his computer to pieces  Redditors Wife

i found a picture of us when we first met he said, "I see your old picture and raise you my secret door."

i found a picture of us when we first met he said,

i ASKED HIM if he wanted to see my iphone 5 he smashed it and posted pictures of it on reddit

i ASKED HIM if he wanted to see my iphone 5 he smashed it and posted pictures of it on reddit  Redditors Wife

I asked him to have sex He told me to get the toaster

I asked him to have sex He told me to get the toaster  Redditors Wife

Asked if we could have sex He said "come back when you've got two vaginas"

Asked if we could have sex He said
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