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we just got married at the taj mahal he immediately went online to tell reddit about it

we just got married at the taj mahal he immediately went online to tell reddit about it  Redditors Wife

I told him that I just lost two of my fingers in the garbage disposal He said "perfect timing!"

I told him that I just lost two of my fingers in the garbage disposal He said

Our garage floor has fallen, do something! Wait, I need to get karma for it

Our garage floor has fallen, do something! Wait, I need to get karma for it  Redditors Wife

Offered him anal He demands I nair it first

Offered him anal He demands I nair it first  Redditors Wife

i wanted to cuddle after sex he said he has diarrhea

i wanted to cuddle after sex he said he has diarrhea  Redditors Wife

i asked to go for a walk he asked for casual sex

i asked to go for a walk he asked for casual sex  Redditors Wife

I asked him what he was doing "WHAT THE FUCK TO DO YOU CARE, KAYLA?!"

I asked him what he was doing

Ask how her ass looks in new pants there's no slogan written on your butt

Ask how her ass looks in new pants there's no slogan written on your butt  Redditors Wife

I asked him about his old girlfriend he said she was murdered by monkeys

I asked him about his old girlfriend he said she was murdered by monkeys  Redditors Wife

asked him what he wanted for dinner he said "McDerps"

asked him what he wanted for dinner he said
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