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I ordered a chicken sandwich instead of a cheeseburger He says he doesn't know who I am anymore.

I ordered a chicken sandwich instead of a cheeseburger He says he doesn't know who I am anymore. Redditors Wife
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he buys 1.30 pizzas but the fridge is always empty

he buys 1.30 pizzas but the fridge is always empty Redditors Wife
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I asked him for sex He checked his rota for important meetings

I asked him for sex He checked his rota for important meetings Redditors Wife
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I said his joke was a knee slapper he called me a racist

I said his joke was a knee slapper he called me a racist Redditors Wife
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asked him to water the plants he said that water attacks aren't very effective against pokemon

asked him to water the plants he said that water attacks aren't very effective against pokemon Redditors Wife
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he told me the fedex guy came and left me some treats

he told me the fedex guy came and left me some treats Redditors Wife
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I asked him if he wanted to watch Jerry MaGuire He said he had already seen it four times today

I asked him if he wanted to watch Jerry MaGuire He said he had already seen it four times today Redditors Wife
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I asked him to have sex He made me a cup of tea.

I asked him to have sex He made me a cup of tea. Redditors Wife
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I asked him if we could have sex he said he'd rather have cinnamon rolls

I asked him if we could have sex he said he'd rather have cinnamon rolls Redditors Wife
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He introduced me to Reddit and I got more karma than him Now he's angry at me

He introduced me to Reddit and I got more karma than him Now he's angry at me Redditors Wife
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