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Redditors Wife

I told him i was going for a mammogram he called over the dog

I told him i was going for a mammogram he called over the dog Redditors Wife
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i mentioned we should go out for dinner tonight he told me to eat another birth control pill.

i mentioned we should go out for dinner tonight he told me to eat another birth control pill. Redditors Wife
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Told him to come warm me up He said the thermostat is updating

Told him to come warm me up He said the thermostat is updating Redditors Wife
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I asked him a question But I couldn't understand the answer because I didn't memorize the front page yesterday

I asked him a question But I couldn't understand the answer because I didn't memorize the front page yesterday Redditors Wife
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I told him we should try anal he handed me a sticker

I told him we should try anal he handed me a sticker Redditors Wife
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I asked him to come to bed He said I'm not his boss

I asked him to come to bed He said I'm not his boss Redditors Wife
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I told him 5 of my friends died in a car accident today He said PENTAKILL!!!!!!

I told him 5 of my friends died in a car accident today He said PENTAKILL!!!!!! Redditors Wife
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I asked if he wanted to 'play around' tonight He told me to just stop washing my hands

I asked if he wanted to 'play around' tonight He told me to just stop washing my hands Redditors Wife
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I said i thought i hear someone break in he gave me the blanket

I said i thought i hear someone break in he gave me the blanket Redditors Wife
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I asked him to go to bed he said he has to build a robot pig

I asked him to go to bed he said he has to build a robot pig Redditors Wife
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