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Redditors Wife

I reminded him that tomorrow is 4/20 he handed me a pineapple

I reminded him that tomorrow is 4/20 he handed me a pineapple Redditors Wife
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I asked how he was doing today he said "yay grilled cheese and tomato soup night!"

I asked how he was doing today he said
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I asked him to talk dirty to me He said "Circumcised penises."

I asked him to talk dirty to me He said
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i asked him to service me HE said "what do i look like the ritz-carlton"?

i asked him to service me HE said
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I said i was going to get a facial He said "BRAZZERS"!

I said i was going to get a facial He said
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I asked him if he wanted to have sex He said he doesn't like the smell of bad tuna

I asked him if he wanted to have sex He said he doesn't like the smell of bad tuna Redditors Wife
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my brita water filter broke so i had to drink from the tap

my brita water filter broke so i had to drink from the tap Redditors Wife
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It was for a good cause. why won't he let me help that Nigerian?

It was for a good cause. why won't he let me help that Nigerian? Redditors Wife
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wanted to go out for a night on the town he fucking hates clubs

wanted to go out for a night on the town he fucking hates clubs Redditors Wife
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i threatened to leave him he said "I came here to say this."

i threatened to leave him he said
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