Redditors Wife

Finally, he gets off that damn computer To go to some physics class

Finally, he gets off that damn computer To go to some physics class  Redditors Wife

I asked him if he needed some company he said sure, get me another mint

I asked him if he needed some company he said sure, get me another mint  Redditors Wife

my allergies were causing me to sneeze all night he called me a dirty cunt

my allergies were causing me to sneeze all night he called me a dirty cunt  Redditors Wife

he wouldn't stop farting so I took the basketball pump away

he wouldn't stop farting so I took the basketball pump away  Redditors Wife

Brought him breakfast in bed 5 minutes before his alarm He posted it on Reddit Now he has more Karma than me

Brought him breakfast in bed 
5 minutes before his alarm He posted it on Reddit
Now he has more Karma than me  Redditors Wife

I asked him if he wanted to have a child. He told me to remove the water bag and duct tape first

I asked him if he wanted to have a child. He told me to remove the water bag and duct tape first  Redditors Wife

I asked him whats so great about reddit He asked if i could break the sound barrier

I asked him whats so great about reddit He asked if i could break the sound barrier  Redditors Wife

I said I had a runny nose. He called me a nose-whore.

I said I had a runny nose. He called me a nose-whore.  Redditors Wife

Told him I thought I was pregnant "Where's my ipod shuffle?"

Told him I thought I was pregnant

Hey, would you like a thin mint? I already raided your stash bitch!

Hey, would you like a thin mint? I already raided your stash bitch!  Redditors Wife
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