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Redditors Wife

I said the toilet won't flush He said to buy a crapper clapper

I said the toilet won't flush He said to buy a crapper clapper Redditors Wife
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he just returned from half a year in space he's been talking to strangers on the internet for 14 hours

he just returned from half a year in space he's been talking to strangers on the internet for 14 hours Redditors Wife
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I asked him what an "anti-joke chicken" was He said, "Fuck off, you frumpy Gwyneth Paltrow"

I asked him what an
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I told him I was pregnant He said, "call Doug Stanhope."

I told him I was pregnant He said,
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when i made a reddit account to interact with him he replied with "cool story bro"

when i made a reddit account to interact with him he replied with
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He sent me pics of his penis, called me a whore biscuit, Demanded to see my breasts, and ordered me to make him a sandwich.

He sent me pics of his penis, called me a whore biscuit, Demanded to see my breasts, and ordered me to make him a sandwich. Redditors Wife
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I Told him I wanted to role play He told me to put pine cones up my butt

I Told him I wanted to role play He told me to put pine cones up my butt Redditors Wife
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I asked him if he'd seen my pregnancy tests He told me he didn't have cancer

I asked him if he'd seen my pregnancy tests He told me he didn't have cancer Redditors Wife
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I asked him if we could have sex He said "wait" I want watch this gangnam style video

I asked him if we could have sex He said
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I asked if we could watch rampart. he said he wants a divorce.

I asked if we could watch rampart. he said he wants a divorce. Redditors Wife
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