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I asked him what time it was he showed me his watch

I asked him what time it was he showed me his watch Redditors Wife
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I said I was going to fuck a stranger from the bar. He said be home by noon.

I said I was going to fuck a stranger from the bar. He said be home by noon. Redditors Wife
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I ASKED IF HE BOUGHT MILK he told me to shove my head up an octopus vagina and dance the chicken

I ASKED IF HE BOUGHT MILK he told me to shove my head up an octopus vagina and dance the chicken Redditors Wife
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offered me a glass of champagne with his dick in it

offered me a glass of champagne with his dick in it Redditors Wife
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I asked him to come to bed... He said "Yes."

I asked him to come to bed... He said
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He said he wanted to be the little spoon he pretended i was a jetpack

He said he wanted to be the little spoon he pretended i was a jetpack Redditors Wife
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I told him I go to sleep He took is phone and said: see ya, Ian

I told him I go to sleep He took is phone and said: see ya, Ian Redditors Wife
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I wanted to try something new in the bedroom He said "Skyrimming"

I wanted to try something new in the bedroom He said
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I told him I wasn't in the mood So he started eating an ice cream sandwich

I told him I wasn't in the mood So he started eating an ice cream sandwich Redditors Wife
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i asked him if he wanted to have sex tonight he said put on your yoga pants and go check on the baby

i asked him if he wanted to have sex tonight he said put on your yoga pants and go check on the baby Redditors Wife
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