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Redditors Wife

I asked him to stop eating his boogers He said he's trying to strengthen his immune system.

I asked him to stop eating his boogers He said he's trying to strengthen his immune system. Redditors Wife
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I asked him if he wanted eggs for breakfast he said we're already married

I asked him if he wanted eggs for breakfast he said we're already married Redditors Wife
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I told him i wanted to adopt a cat He said arrow removal surgery would be too expensive

I told him i wanted to adopt a cat He said arrow removal surgery would be too expensive Redditors Wife
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How was your day, honey? I am Frodo Sagbag

How was your day, honey? I am Frodo Sagbag Redditors Wife
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We got into an argument "I'll downvote all your posts!"

We got into an argument
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I catch him masturbating on his laptop He just coninues and upon ejaculation just looks me in the eyes with this wierd creepy serial killer face and proceeds to finish himself off... Then the motherfucker asked for a sandwich.

I catch him masturbating on his laptop He just coninues and upon ejaculation just looks me in the eyes with this wierd creepy serial killer face and proceeds to finish himself off... Then the motherfucker asked for a sandwich. Redditors Wife
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i asked him to come to come to bed he told me to shit my pants first

i asked him to come to come to bed he told me to shit my pants first Redditors Wife
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I confessed about our black baby He said "i know. i was licking your elbows."

I confessed about our black baby He said
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I told him to come to dinner He told me OAG karma whoring was over last week

I told him to come to dinner He told me OAG karma whoring was over last week Redditors Wife
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I asked him if we could have sex He said "I just got a titan honey"

I asked him if we could have sex He said
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