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I told him I booked a vacation to Florida He told me to say hi to satan

I told him I booked a vacation to Florida He told me to say hi to satan  Redditors Wife

I asked to spend the night he said sure and stole my hair pins

I asked to spend the night he said sure and stole my hair pins  Redditors Wife

I asked for sex He said he already chased his Robot Pig

I asked for sex He said he already chased his Robot Pig  Redditors Wife

IM A PYSCHO CUNT PUTA BITCH MUAHAHAHAHAH

IM A PYSCHO
CUNT PUTA BITCH
MUAHAHAHAHAH   Redditors Wife

I asked him why he was going to the bathroom with our soup ladle He said it was a perfect fit

I asked him why he was going to the bathroom with our soup ladle He said it was a perfect fit  Redditors Wife

I asked if he sent out the Christmas pictures He said he was still photoshopping in famous people

I asked if he sent out the Christmas pictures He said he was still photoshopping in famous people  Redditors Wife

Goes on Birth control so that he won't complain about the condom gets called a liar for having the wrong side effect

Goes on Birth control so that he won't complain about the condom gets called a liar for having the wrong side effect  Redditors Wife

I asked him if he wanted to roleplay He told me to dress up like a 19th century Korean

I asked him if he wanted to roleplay He told me to dress up like a 19th century Korean  Redditors Wife

i wanted mcdonalds he told me to call dominos

i wanted mcdonalds he told me to call dominos  Redditors Wife

Told him I had type 1 diabetes He told me to build a canoe.

Told him I had type 1 diabetes  He told me to build a canoe.  Redditors Wife
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