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i asked him if he wanted a date night he said he had to jerk off first

i asked him if he wanted a date night he said he had to jerk off first Redditors Wife
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i asked him a pet He said: "NOPE" chuck testa

i asked him a pet He said:
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he's on facebook again why is he always looking at my neice's cancun pics?

he's on facebook again why is he always looking at my neice's cancun pics? Redditors Wife
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He finally takes me out for a nice dinner He approaches the Maitre d "Derpenshire party of two"

He finally takes me out for a nice dinner He approaches the Maitre d
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Disagreement with girlfriend Ask internet to help prove your point

Disagreement with girlfriend Ask internet to help prove your point Redditors Wife
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I told him I wanted grilled cheese He said something about turning the toaster sideways

I told him I wanted grilled cheese He said something about turning the toaster sideways Redditors Wife
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I asked him if he still spoke english he said purple monkey dishwasher

I asked him if he still spoke english he said purple monkey dishwasher Redditors Wife
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i was just sitting peacefully he pepper sprayed me

i was just sitting peacefully he pepper sprayed me Redditors Wife
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I try to talk to him But he's always on the phone with his sister

I try to talk to him But he's always on the phone with his sister Redditors Wife
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I asked him if we could have sex He said "sure, let me know when you've finished dry humping that wall"

I asked him if we could have sex He said
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