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Glued his penis shut I give up.

Glued his penis shut I give up.  Redditors Wife

I asked him for his whites for laundry he threw his fap sock at me

I asked him for his whites for laundry he threw his fap sock at me  Redditors Wife

I asked him what he was doing He yelled "training" and told me to start the timer

I asked him what he was doing He yelled

Stays up all night reading terms and conditions "there could be prizes"

Stays up all night reading terms and conditions

I asked him to accompany me to the thrift store He searched through every pocket of every item there

I asked him to accompany me to the thrift store He searched through every pocket of every item there  Redditors Wife

He told me he wanted to have a baby Then dress him in a tuxedo and call him the godfather

He told me he wanted to have a baby Then dress him in a tuxedo and call him the godfather  Redditors Wife

I asked him to lay next to me like he used to He said too busy, watching trailers for Skyrim

I asked him to lay next to me like he used to  He said too busy, watching trailers for Skyrim  Redditors Wife

I gave him a bible He wiped his ass with it

I gave him a bible He wiped his ass with it  Redditors Wife

I asked him if he took my ipod he asked if i stole his bassoon.

I asked him if he took my ipod he asked if i stole his bassoon.  Redditors Wife

Can't stop masturbating even when your watching

Can't stop masturbating even when your watching  Redditors Wife
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