Redditors Wife

I told him I was horny and wanted sex He said he was busy looking for A retarded child stamp

I told him I was horny and wanted sex He said he was busy looking for A retarded child stamp  Redditors Wife

I asked him to finger me He knot his fingers

I asked him to finger me He knot his fingers  Redditors Wife

i asked him to do something dirty he started taking apart his keyboard

i asked him to do something dirty he started taking apart his keyboard  Redditors Wife

NOT NOW HONEY I SMELL LIKE A DUMPSTER

NOT NOW HONEY I SMELL LIKE A DUMPSTER  Redditors Wife

She said I don't think I've seen you go an hour without going on reddit. He said sleep, duh.

She said I don't think I've seen you go an hour without going on reddit.  He said sleep, duh.   Redditors Wife

Said I had a sexy outfit for bed tonight "Better be a polo and khakis"

Said I had a sexy outfit for bed tonight

I had our dog taxidermied by a nice man named chuck he told me that meme is dead

I had our dog taxidermied by a nice man named chuck he told me that meme is dead  Redditors Wife

I offered to give him blowjobs he mumbled something about someone pooping

I offered to give him blowjobs he mumbled something about someone pooping   Redditors Wife

I told him my foreign sister was coming to visit "better rearrange the fridge"

I told him my foreign sister was coming to visit

I thought he was joking When he asked me to put my anus around his neck

I thought he was joking When he asked me to put my anus around his neck  Redditors Wife
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