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i asked him to braid our daughters hair he said get the vacuum cleaner

i asked him to braid our daughters hair he said get the vacuum cleaner  Redditors Wife

I told him that I accidentally ran over the neighbors cat he said Bury it under the dog

I told him that I accidentally ran over the neighbors cat  he said Bury it under the dog  Redditors Wife

tomorrow you'd better buy a new mouse No, wait, I've got the cursor moving again

tomorrow you'd better buy a new mouse No, wait, I've got the cursor moving again  Redditors Wife

i told him i wanted to do an ama He asked me if i'm turning 100

i told him i wanted to do an ama He asked me if i'm turning 100  Redditors Wife

I asked him if he was coming to bed He said he didn't want to eat spiders

I asked him if he was coming to bed He said he didn't want to eat spiders  Redditors Wife

I wanted to name him Brian He said he wants an abortion

I wanted to name him Brian He said he wants an abortion  Redditors Wife

He told me he felt betrayed and confused so I asked him why He said this nightgown makes me a lesbian

He told me he felt betrayed and confused so I asked him why He said this nightgown makes me a lesbian  Redditors Wife

I told him to call a locksmith He gave me some crackers

I told him to call a locksmith He gave me some crackers  Redditors Wife

I told him that I was depressed that we never had sex anymore. He got me a wellbutrin prescription

I told him that I was depressed that we never had sex anymore. He got me a wellbutrin prescription   Redditors Wife

Asked him to come to bed and fuck me He said he is waiting for woody

Asked him to come to bed and fuck me He said he is waiting for woody  Redditors Wife
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