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i asked him what i should make for dinner he suggested a hamburger

i asked him what i should make for dinner he suggested a hamburger  Redditors Wife

i told him the school wanted to talk to us about our kid kissing another kid he said just call the cops

i told him the school wanted to talk to us about our kid kissing another kid he said just call the cops  Redditors Wife

Last Christmas I gave him my heart but the very next day he gave it away

Last Christmas I gave him my heart but the very next day he gave it away  Redditors Wife

He told me he wants more kids so we can combat the rising idiot population

He told me he wants more kids so we can combat the rising idiot population  Redditors Wife

I said our house was being robbed He just kept listening to the Phish stream Caption 4 goes here

I said our house was being robbed He just kept listening to the Phish stream  Caption 4 goes here  Redditors Wife

I put up a nsfw with me and another woman He downvoted it so it wouldn't show up

I put up a nsfw with me and another woman He downvoted it so it wouldn't show up  Redditors Wife

He calls it 'World Of Warcraft' I call it 'better than cunt craft'

He calls it 'World Of Warcraft' I call it 'better than cunt craft'  Redditors Wife

i asked him if we could have sex. he said "but i don't have a headache".

i asked him if we could have sex. he said

Said he was throwing a bbq for me Cancels because he finds a trombone for sale

Said he was throwing a bbq for me Cancels because he finds a trombone for sale  Redditors Wife

I asked him if he thought I looked hot.... He said I could pass for a 7 in Britian.

I asked him if he thought I looked hot.... He said I could pass for a 7 in Britian.  Redditors Wife
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