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I asked him for a ride to the store He said that the wheels were gone and all that was left were rocks

I asked him for a ride to the store He said that the wheels were gone and all that was left were rocks Redditors Wife
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"i know the site was down today, but are you done yet?" "i'm done when commander roberts is done"
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I asked him what he was doing in my tampons He said he was hungry

I asked him what he was doing in my tampons He said he was hungry Redditors Wife
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I asked if he wanted me He said get arrested first

I asked if he wanted me He said get arrested first Redditors Wife
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I told him that i slept with his boss he said he got 3k raise

I told him that i slept with his boss he said he got 3k raise Redditors Wife
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I told him i wanted to do doggy style he told me he didn't want to break his penis

I told him i wanted to do doggy style he told me he didn't want to break his penis Redditors Wife
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I asked why he wanted a divorce He said he wanted to be a frog

I asked why he wanted a divorce He said he wanted to be a frog Redditors Wife
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I asked him if he could help me frost the cake. He told me to use my butt.

I asked him if he could help me frost the cake. He told me to use my butt. Redditors Wife
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He won't take out the trash But he'll help some girl sing to Steve Martin

He won't take out the trash But he'll help some girl sing to Steve Martin Redditors Wife
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I wrote him a love letter. He said TL;DR

I wrote him a love letter. He said TL;DR Redditors Wife
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