Redditors Wife

I bought him some dr pepper He took a bath in it

I bought him some dr pepper He took a bath in it  Redditors Wife

I told him I was going to pick up the new furniture he said to bring back the monkey too

I told him I was going to pick up the new furniture he said to bring back the monkey too  Redditors Wife

Which one of the seven dwarfs am i like in bed? gimli

Which one of the seven dwarfs am i like in bed?  gimli  Redditors Wife

I asked if he would help with the landscaping tomorrow he said only if we're setting up a lawn dinosaur

I asked if he would help with the landscaping tomorrow he said only if we're setting up a lawn dinosaur  Redditors Wife

Honey, come to bed, I'm so lonely ...Like a dog at a llama orgy?

Honey, come to bed, I'm so lonely ...Like a dog at a llama orgy?  Redditors Wife

I asked him to wash the dishes He said he'd clean the floor too

I asked him to wash the dishes He said he'd clean the floor too  Redditors Wife

I told him "Good night, baby." He said "Good night, Zoidberg."

I told him

I wonder if nows a good time to tell him... i used to be a man.

I wonder if nows a good time to tell him... i used to be a man.  Redditors Wife

I asked him to do the laundry He said he didn't have climbing gear

I asked him to do the laundry He said he didn't have climbing gear  Redditors Wife

I asked him to sing a lullaby to the kids before bed He said he's too busy singing to our new puppy

I asked him to sing a lullaby to the kids before bed He said he's too busy singing to our new puppy  Redditors Wife
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