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when i told him we have problems he said "SOPA won't pass don't worry"

when i told him we have problems he said

He went down on me and got distracted "Do we have any cool ranch doritos?"

He went down on me and got distracted

I asked if he wanted to spoon he said "only if you cut your hair"

I asked if he wanted to spoon he said

I asked him what he wants to do tonight he said fighting cancer

I asked him what he wants to do tonight he said fighting cancer  Redditors Wife

I told him i was pregnant He said "that's what happens when you eat watermelon seeds"

I told him i was pregnant He said

Forgets my name to play LoL Loses to super minions.

Forgets my name to play LoL Loses to super minions.  Redditors Wife

I asked him to have sex he said he was too busy adding color to old photographs

I asked him to have sex he said he was too busy adding color to old photographs  Redditors Wife

JAMES I KNOW YOU ARE READING THIS GET OFF REDDIT AND COME OVER

JAMES I KNOW YOU ARE READING THIS  GET OFF REDDIT AND COME OVER   Redditors Wife

i told him we had five minutes to do something you should floss and masturbate

i told him we had five minutes
to do something you should floss and masturbate  Redditors Wife

I asked him to come to bed he replied "dah-dit dit-dit-dit"

I asked him to come to bed he replied
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