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I asked him how this meme worked... He went online to look it up.

I asked him how this meme worked... He went online to look it up.  Redditors Wife

I bought $42 of chip dip for our daughter's first birthday party They were all full of ice and soap

I bought $42 of chip dip for our daughter's first birthday party They were all full of ice and soap  Redditors Wife

I told him i couldn't find the corkscrew he threw a nickel at me

I told him i couldn't find the corkscrew he threw a nickel at me  Redditors Wife

he spent all of our savings, ordering pizza

he spent all of our savings, ordering pizza  Redditors Wife

Asked him where my insulin syringe was "Ask Ian"

Asked him where my insulin syringe was

I asked him what he wanted to do for the weekend he said he was "going into the wilderness" and didn't bring any clothes

I asked him what he wanted to do for the weekend he said he was

i'm not jennifer lawrence. He said "we can pretend" and pushed me down the stairs.

i'm not jennifer lawrence. He said

He said he has to find out why north korea locked the star fish guy in a safe

He said he has to find out why north korea locked the star fish guy in a safe  Redditors Wife

I asked for a birthday present He sent me Gorilla Shit

I asked for a birthday present He sent me Gorilla Shit  Redditors Wife

he said that he needed karma and then set the car on fire

he said that he needed karma and then set the car on fire  Redditors Wife
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