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I told him I thought I heard someone breaking into our house "Go fetch the calvary saber"

I told him I thought I heard someone breaking into our house
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He told me we'd have a romantic dinner for Valentine's Day. He brought me a dead penguin.

He told me we'd have a romantic dinner for Valentine's Day. He brought me a dead penguin. Redditors Wife
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i told him i caught him in the act he told me he wasn't a sock

i told him i caught him in the act he told me he wasn't a sock Redditors Wife
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I ASKED HIM HE WAS LOOKING FOR A JOB. "I SENT OUT 5 CHOCOLATE RESUME BARS"

I ASKED HIM HE WAS LOOKING FOR A JOB.
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I told him to get a job he shouted to give him some chocolate bars

I told him to get a job he shouted to give him some chocolate bars Redditors Wife
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i asked if he could help with dinner "As soon as I'm done with this infinite chocolate"

i asked if he could help with dinner
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Date an israeli still pay for my meal

Date an israeli still pay for my meal Redditors Wife
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I wanted to have sex He said I should start playing more video games

I wanted to have sex He said I should start playing more video games Redditors Wife
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asked what he'd do if i died said he'd become a dictator

asked what he'd do if i died said he'd become a dictator Redditors Wife
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I asked him to come to bed He asked me if my tinder bundle was ready?!

I asked him to come to bed He asked me if my tinder bundle was ready?! Redditors Wife
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