Redditors Wife

I told him I was ready for a baby He told me to wait for the next blackout.

I told him I was ready for a baby He told me to wait for the next blackout.  Redditors Wife

He spent our vacation money Buying a translucent toaster

He spent our vacation money Buying a translucent toaster  Redditors Wife

I wanted to adopt a cat "no, honey we need albino squirrels"

I wanted to adopt a cat

I asked him what happened to his laptop he called me a whore

I asked him what happened to his laptop he called me a whore  Redditors Wife

caught him sweeping the kitchen said he was checking the broom for "flying ointment"

caught him  sweeping the kitchen said he was checking the broom for

I ASKED IF HE WAS COMING TO BED he said he just washed his balls

I ASKED IF HE WAS COMING TO BED he said he just washed his balls  Redditors Wife

What should we have for diner he said: why not zoidberg?

What should we have for diner he said: why not zoidberg?  Redditors Wife

says he is addicted to the internet . . .

says he is addicted to the internet . . .   Redditors Wife

I offered him a Hershey's He told me never to buy Hershey's ever again

I offered him a Hershey's He told me never to buy Hershey's ever again  Redditors Wife

i told him i was a twin he called my mom a karma whore

i told him i was a twin he called my mom a karma whore  Redditors Wife
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