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I asked him if he wanted to try something new He told me to gather pinecones

I asked him if he wanted to try something new He told me to gather pinecones Redditors Wife
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i offered to narrate his life he said i was no morgan freeman

i offered to narrate his life he said i was no morgan freeman Redditors Wife
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I said he could take pics while I fap for him He said girls don't fap and then spent 20mins telling me different expressions to use

I said he could take pics while I fap for him He said girls don't fap and then spent 20mins telling me different expressions to use Redditors Wife
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i asked him what he wanted me to do during sex tonight he said to fix the snare drum

i asked him what he wanted me to do during sex tonight he said to fix the snare drum Redditors Wife
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I asked him what lingerie I should wear to bed "Pajama ants"

I asked him what lingerie I should wear to bed
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I asked him what he was doing with my sweatshirt He said he wanted scrambled eggs.

I asked him what he was doing with my sweatshirt He said he wanted scrambled eggs. Redditors Wife
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I asked him to have sex He told me to find a girl who isn't on birth control, so we could have a threesome.

I asked him to have sex He told me to find a girl who isn't on birth control, so we could have a threesome. Redditors Wife
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Caught him staring at boobs "I'm helping her self-esteem"

Caught him staring at boobs
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She asked when I was coming to bed "Not sure. Australia seems to be running late tonight."

She asked when I was coming to bed
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i asked him who else would be online this time of night he said "Not now, the Australians are waking up"

i asked him who else would be online this time of night he said
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