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Told him our child took his first steps "Pics or it didn't happen"

Told him our child took his first steps

I asked him to come to bed He said he was busy creating a picture of 2 raptors having sex

I asked him to come to bed He said he was busy creating a picture of 2 raptors having sex  Redditors Wife

I told him to get off reddit and come to bed he said "Nice one honey"

I told him to get off reddit and come to bed he said

I called him a karma-whore "I didn't charge your sister-in-law"

I called him a karma-whore

I asked him what he was doing with the credit card. He said he was buying Cat seeds

I asked him what he was doing with the credit card. He said he was buying Cat seeds  Redditors Wife

I asked him if he liked my periwinkle pajamas... He said "FUCK PERIWINKLE! TEAM REDORANGE!"

I asked him if he liked my periwinkle pajamas... He said

I asked him to have sex he asked me if i was a periwinkle or a orange-red

I asked him to have sex he asked me if i was a periwinkle or a orange-red  Redditors Wife

I tried to give him a blowjob he said "What aren't you telling me?"

I tried to give him a blowjob he said

He said he was talking to Jake from State Farm those aren't khakis

He said he was talking to Jake from State Farm those aren't khakis  Redditors Wife

I told him: Lets make babies he said: But I only make memes

I told him: Lets make babies  he said: But I only make memes  Redditors Wife
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