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I asked for a back massage he said let me get my hot wheels

I asked for a back massage he said let me get my hot wheels  Redditors Wife

I told him he could tape us doing it He said I needed to be more photogenic

I told him he could tape us doing it He said I needed to be more photogenic  Redditors Wife

Every Time I try to discuss a current event he says he already read about it three days ago

Every Time I try to discuss a current event he says he already read about it three days ago   Redditors Wife

I tripped when walking down the isle at our wedding when i tried to get back up, he pushed me back down again and yelled "DUMB BITCH!"

I tripped when walking down the isle at our wedding when i tried to get back up, he pushed me back down again and yelled

I asked Justin Cline if he wanted to grab a beer he said: not until my elven paladin reaches level 70

I asked Justin Cline if he wanted to grab a beer he said: not until my elven paladin reaches level 70  Redditors Wife

Knocked on the bathroom door, "Not enough P.F. Changs!"

Knocked on the bathroom door,

I asked him why it was so dark in here. "dont worry i'll get my condom lights."

I asked him why it was so dark in here.

I told him to come to bed he said a funny pic made it to the front page and he had to make a meme out of it

I told him to come to bed he said a funny pic made it to the front page and he had to make a meme out of it  Redditors Wife

I TOLD HIM TO COME TO BED FOR A GOOD TIME HE SAID HE ALREADY HAS A FLESHLIGHT

I TOLD HIM TO COME TO BED FOR A GOOD TIME HE SAID HE ALREADY HAS A FLESHLIGHT  Redditors Wife

I asked him to give me a hand with dinner he said he would rather stick it on a hibachi grill

I asked him to give me a hand with dinner he said he would rather stick it on a hibachi grill  Redditors Wife
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