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I GAVE HIM CHOCOLATE AND A CARD I GOT A POTATO

I GAVE HIM CHOCOLATE AND A CARD I GOT A POTATO  Redditors Wife

he said he would come to bed... As soon as he was done looking at all of the internet.

he said he would come to bed... As soon as he was done looking at all of the internet.  Redditors Wife

Told him there was a fire HE said it was josh's fault

Told him there was a fire HE said it was josh's fault  Redditors Wife

asked him to have a glass of wine with me he offered me a can of Vernor's soda instead

asked him to have a glass of wine with me he offered me a can of Vernor's soda instead  Redditors Wife

I asked him if we could skip foreplay he said he was skipping stones

I asked him if we could skip foreplay he said he was skipping stones  Redditors Wife

"I bought some Summer's Eve" "You smell like a stripper"

Asked him why he was joining the Navy "They have Trampolines"

Asked him why he was joining the Navy

I told him I finally agree with atheism He told me he was becoming a Sikh

I told him I finally agree with atheism He told me he was becoming a Sikh  Redditors Wife

I asked him why the dog had a sign around his neck. he said, "because the dog didn't give me enough karma."

I asked him why the dog had a sign around his neck. he said,

i asked him why he came home late he said he was trapped in the womens bathroom

i asked him why he came home late he said he was trapped in the womens bathroom  Redditors Wife
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