Redditors Wife

"Honey, I'm pregnant again." "Repost. Downvote."

Points out that "redditors wife" should be "Redditor's wife" no one likes a grammar nazi

Points out that

I asked him to cuddle He said find a stingray

I asked him to cuddle He said find a stingray  Redditors Wife

Asked him if he wanted to spank me during sex "Let me go get a marker"

Asked him if he wanted to spank me during sex

Said he was going to a friend's house My gps begs to differ

Said he was going to a friend's house My gps begs to differ  Redditors Wife

Sent him a naked pic for his birthday. Submitted to /r/gonewhild on his cake day for karma.

Sent him a naked pic for his birthday. Submitted to /r/gonewhild on his cake day for karma.  Redditors Wife

I wanna told you... My boss tried to molest me And where is the Hattrick weekly financial update? Huh?

I wanna told you... My boss tried to molest me And where is the Hattrick weekly financial update? Huh?  Redditors Wife

i asked him what he's writing a long paper about he said "you"

i asked him what he's writing a long paper about he said

I TOLD HIM I WANT TO GET A GYM MEMBERSHIP TO LOSE WEIGHT HE THREW A BAG OF METH AT ME

I TOLD HIM I WANT TO GET A GYM MEMBERSHIP TO LOSE WEIGHT HE THREW A BAG OF METH AT ME  Redditors Wife

I asked our son to do the dishes he just got high with him and his friend instead

I asked our son to do the dishes he just got high with him and his friend instead  Redditors Wife
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