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He said he'd be off the computer soon I've been waiting for hours to check Reddit

He said he'd be off the computer soon I've been waiting for hours to check Reddit  Redditors Wife

I asked him if he maybe wanted to go out tonight he just said "downvote"

I asked him if he maybe wanted to go out tonight he just said

HE SAID MEMEGENERATOR WAS DOWN WHY DIDN'T HE JUST USE QUICKMEME?

HE SAID MEMEGENERATOR WAS DOWN WHY DIDN'T HE JUST USE QUICKMEME?  Redditors Wife

He calls me Derpina in public... My Name is Heni

He calls me Derpina in public... My Name is Heni  Redditors Wife

I asked him if he knew the Spanish word for soup. He called me Steve and said he'd take me to the moon.

I asked him if he knew the Spanish word for soup. He called me Steve and said he'd take me to the moon.  Redditors Wife

I shaved and dressed like he said He still wants to see the grown up 11 YO Aerosmith girl in a bikini

I shaved and dressed like he said He still wants to see the grown up 11 YO Aerosmith girl in a bikini  Redditors Wife

i asked him why he pressed his chewing gum on my forehead he said he wasn't parented with authority

i asked him why he pressed his chewing gum on my forehead he said he wasn't parented with authority   Redditors Wife

I told him to come sleep with me he said he had to sleep here in case Reddit crashed

I told him to come sleep with me he said he had to sleep here in case Reddit crashed   Redditors Wife

(8:00pm)I asked if he wanted to have sex he said "should have asked 1 minute ago"

(8:00pm)I asked if he wanted to have sex he said

I wrote him a love note TLDR

I wrote him a love note TLDR  Redditors Wife
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