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I asked him how his day was He answered "rampart"

I asked him how his day was He answered
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front page post from yesterday opinion that could have been commented in original thread

front page post from yesterday opinion that could have been commented in original thread Redditors Wife
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Asked him why he hadn't come to bed yet He said "Because Tunnel Snakes Rule"

Asked him why he hadn't come to bed yet He said
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I asked him if he wanted to have sex he told me "not unless you're my sister"

I asked him if he wanted to have sex he told me
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says she forgot something in the other room really just crop dusting the apartment

says she forgot something in the other room really just crop dusting the apartment Redditors Wife
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Sorry my baby cries whenever you pick her up, Tom. It's just because she's sick of your bullshit.

Sorry my baby cries whenever you pick her up, Tom. It's just because she's sick of your bullshit. Redditors Wife
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he asked me to take a picture of the lotto ticket he said it looked like it was taken with a potato

he asked me to take a picture of the lotto ticket he said it looked like it was taken with a potato Redditors Wife
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I told him I needed a foot massage He invited a guy over who will pay to massage my feet

I told him I needed a foot massage He invited a guy over who will pay to massage my feet Redditors Wife
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I told him I want to have a kid He told me she'll think he's ugly

I told him I want to have a kid He told me she'll think he's ugly Redditors Wife
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Fomos acampar e eu estava com sede Ele disse pra mim beber minha propria urina e riu

Fomos acampar e eu estava com sede Ele disse pra mim beber minha propria urina e riu Redditors Wife
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