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Redditors Wife

I said I bought some vodka he replied 'watch out for your knees'

I said I bought some vodka he replied 'watch out for your knees' Redditors Wife
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I told him I wanted a divorce "But I didn't sodomize the dog!"

I told him I wanted a divorce
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Asked him if he wanted to have sex He's too busy with the reddit joke of the week

Asked him if he wanted to have sex He's too busy with the reddit joke of the week Redditors Wife
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I asked him when he was coming to bed he said he had to go see a karma whore and not to wait up

I asked him when he was coming to bed he said he had to go see a karma whore and not to wait up Redditors Wife
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i told him we could act out his fantasy he told me he was going to rape me like i was superman

i told him we could act out his fantasy he told me he was going to rape me like i was superman Redditors Wife
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I wanted to skype with him He said buy 2500 balls first

I wanted to skype with him He said buy 2500 balls first Redditors Wife
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i bought him a kitten he told me it would never make the front page

i bought him a kitten he told me it would never make the front page Redditors Wife
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I wrote him a love note He corrected my grammar

I wrote him a love note He corrected my grammar Redditors Wife
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we havent even spent time together all he does is Minecraft

we havent even spent time together all he does is Minecraft Redditors Wife
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Why does he have to look at Gitte Git all the time? Fap fap fap...

Why does he have to look at Gitte Git all the time? Fap fap fap... Redditors Wife
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