Redditors Wife

i caught him talking to himself he said he forgot to switch usernames

i caught him talking to himself he said he forgot to switch usernames  Redditors Wife

"Honey, Come take a shower with me" "No thanks, I have ice soap"

I told him it was my birthday he said he was sick all week

I told him it was my birthday he said he was sick all week  Redditors Wife

I asked if i could use our ipad he told me to wait until the cat is done

I asked if i could use our ipad  he told me to wait until the cat is done  Redditors Wife

I ASKED HIM IF HE WANTED TO HAVE SEX "THERE ARE BANANAS IN THE FRIDGE"

I ASKED HIM IF HE WANTED TO HAVE SEX

Asked if I could buy a GPS for the car Hands me a powerstrip.

Asked if I could buy a GPS for the car Hands me a powerstrip.  Redditors Wife

I asked him to get off reddit and lay down with me Once he thinks i'm asleep, he grabs my phone and starts surfing reddit trying to cover the screen so the light won't shine in my face and if I start moving around he will pretend he's asleep until I start

I asked him to get off reddit and lay down with me Once he thinks i'm asleep, he grabs my phone and starts surfing reddit trying to cover the screen so the light won't shine in my face and if I start moving around he will pretend he's asleep until I start  Redditors Wife

Spent all day making him a Banana split HE said he was allergic to berries

Spent all day making him a Banana split HE said he was allergic to berries  Redditors Wife

i asked him to give me upvotes he mumbled something that happened on reddit 5 minutes ago

i asked him to give me upvotes he mumbled something that happened on reddit 5 minutes ago  Redditors Wife

he said he wanted to get a divorce because i said someone else was cute

he said he wanted to get a divorce because i said someone else was cute  Redditors Wife
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