Redditors Wife

Why don't you come back outside with me? "shut up bitch" f5, f5, f5, f5

Why don't you come back outside with me?

He used to be romantic now its all just "prepare your anus"

He used to be romantic now its all just

I took off all my clothes for him and all he said was "Dont know if horny or just random boner..."

I took off all my clothes for him and all he said was

i wished him a happy birthday he told me to take a look at his reddit account

i wished him a happy birthday he told me to take a look at his reddit account  Redditors Wife

I asked if he wanted me to roleplay a lonely marines house wife.. he said he couldn't sleep with me since my husband was deployed.

I asked if he wanted me to roleplay a lonely marines house wife..   he said he couldn't sleep with me since my husband was deployed.   Redditors Wife

asked if he wanted to go for a couple's run "sorry, the internet needs me"

asked if he wanted to go for a couple's run

I grilled him a steak he said "so you've been the one putting the meat in the mail!"

I grilled him a steak he said

I DON'T ALWAYS NEGLECT MY WIFE BUT WHEN I DO, I'M ON MEMEBASE

I DON'T ALWAYS NEGLECT MY WIFE BUT WHEN I DO, I'M ON MEMEBASE  Redditors Wife

i told him there were ten armed robbers in the living room he said he would go to r/askreddit for advice

i told him there were ten armed robbers in the living room he said he would go to r/askreddit for advice  Redditors Wife

asked him to get in bed with me, he started a thread on reddit Help a sap! my wife just asked me to go to bed with her. What should I do?

asked him to get in bed with me, he started a thread on reddit Help a sap! my wife just asked me to go to bed with her. What should I do?  Redditors Wife
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