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You want a divorce? But Why? You liked Nickelback on Your Facebook.

You want a divorce? But Why? You liked Nickelback on Your Facebook.  Redditors Wife

now he's not speaking to his mother he says every time she did the laundry, she threw away some of his childhood

now he's not speaking to his mother he says every time she did the laundry, she threw away some of his childhood  Redditors Wife

I asked him if I should wax my upper lip He said "can't be unseen"

I asked him if I should wax my upper lip He said

I asked him if he wanted to go for a bike ride. He asked if we were going on a lake.

I asked him if he wanted to go for a bike ride.  He asked if we were going on a lake.   Redditors Wife

I asked him if he wanted some cheese He just patted his elbow and rubbed his stomach

I asked him if he wanted some cheese He just patted his elbow and rubbed his stomach  Redditors Wife

I asked if he wanted to see my new shade of lipstick he said he just cleaned the toilet

I asked if he wanted to see my new shade of lipstick he said he just cleaned the toilet  Redditors Wife

Says that she wants to get pregnant tells her to go eat watermellon seeds

Says that she wants to get pregnant tells her to go eat watermellon seeds  Redditors Wife

We gave dirty talk a try I rule! At fuckin', my job, is truckin', don't stop, keep suckin'

We gave dirty talk a try I rule! At fuckin', my job, is truckin', don't stop, keep suckin'  Redditors Wife

I asked him to build a secret room he asked me how I found it, and told me to get out

I asked him to build a secret room he asked me how I found it, and told me to get out  Redditors Wife

I asked him for a foot massage He said he was never going near feet again

I asked him for a foot massage He said he was never going near feet again  Redditors Wife
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