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I've never understood this At all

I've never understood this At all  Redditors Wife

i asked for a kiss goodnight he kissed his beer bottle

i asked for a kiss goodnight he kissed his beer bottle  Redditors Wife

He told me I'm less helpful than a rubber duck and have a vice-like vagina that tore his frenulum

He told me I'm less helpful than a rubber duck and have a vice-like vagina that tore his frenulum  Redditors Wife

I asked him to come to bed He said "i don't care that you're 80% water"

I asked him to come to bed He said

I told him I was pregnant He went to the store to buy googly eyes and a moustache

I told him I was pregnant He went to the store to buy googly eyes and a moustache  Redditors Wife

I took my top off He tried to listen to my boobs

I took my top off He tried to listen to my boobs  Redditors Wife

I asked him if we could go to bed He told me only if I had upvoted all his posts.

I asked him if we could go to bed He told me only if I had upvoted all his posts.  Redditors Wife

This is where Reddit jokes go to die

This is where Reddit jokes go to die   Redditors Wife

I asked him if we could have sex He said "Maybe if you were dressed in an 8 year-old's pajamas"

I asked him if we could have sex He said

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