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i told him my pussy hurts he said: keep your fist out of it

i told him my pussy hurts he said: keep your fist out of it Redditors Wife
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I asked him why he was up so late He said he had to finish transcribing 2 Girls 1 Cup

I asked him why he was up so late He said he had to finish transcribing 2 Girls 1 Cup Redditors Wife
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I said it was time to eat He said he already ate a rice dick

I said it was time to eat He said he already ate a rice dick Redditors Wife
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I asked him if he wanted to have sex He asked why i dont have two vaginas

I asked him if he wanted to have sex He asked why i dont have two vaginas Redditors Wife
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I SAID I WANTED TO HAVE SEX HE TOLD ME TO GET THE TOASTER

I SAID I WANTED TO HAVE SEX HE TOLD ME TO GET THE TOASTER Redditors Wife
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I asked about plans for our next house He said "I'll look for used shipping containers"

I asked about plans for our next house He said
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"Honey, come to bed." "When i'm done changing the names of our Cat, dog, and children to 'Reddit'."
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Asked if he wanted to see my new lingerie. "Is it made out of aluminum?

Asked if he wanted to see my new lingerie.
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He asked if I locked my car doors. I said, 'why" He said, "So no one poops in it".

He asked if I locked my car doors. I said, 'why
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i said we were out of oreos "bring me your tampax"

i said we were out of oreos
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