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I asked him to make me a grilled cheese he told me to stop being stupid and just turn the toaster on its side

I asked him to make me a grilled cheese he told me to stop being stupid and just turn the toaster on its side  Redditors Wife

I asked him if he wanted to watch "march of the penguins" He said "isn't that the movie Gandalf the Black was in?"

I asked him if he wanted to watch

I asked him for sex recently circumsised

I asked him for sex recently circumsised  Redditors Wife

I told him to brush his teeth He told me to brush the headlights

I told him to brush his teeth He told me to brush the headlights  Redditors Wife

i wanted him to logout of Reddit so i could check my karma

i wanted him to logout of Reddit so i could check my karma  Redditors Wife

I told him about our family portrait tomorrow He said we weren't photogenic enough

I told him about our family portrait tomorrow He said we weren't photogenic enough
  Redditors Wife

I asked Paul to come to bed He said he will, just after that Miyamoto guy has learned his lesson.

I asked Paul to come to bed He said he will, just after that Miyamoto guy has learned his lesson.  Redditors Wife

I asked him if he loved me he said he used to until he took an arrow to the knee

I asked him if he loved me he said he used to until he took an arrow to the knee  Redditors Wife

I hope he proposes Using Memes

I hope he proposes  Using Memes  Redditors Wife

i told him to come to bed he said he needs to make a meme about the frontpage.

i told him to come to bed he said he needs to make a meme about the frontpage.  Redditors Wife
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