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I said we needed new candle holders He said use the tangerines

I said we needed new candle holders He said use the tangerines  Redditors Wife

I asked him if he wanted to do something he asked if we had any catnip

I asked him if he wanted to do something he asked if we had any catnip  Redditors Wife

I asked him if he wanted to go for a walk in the park he asked if i had bread crums

I asked him if he wanted to go for a walk in the park he asked if i had bread crums  Redditors Wife

I asked him to come to bed He told me he only responds to "Pasta Batman"

I asked him to come to bed He told me he only responds to

I asked him to pick up some midol from the store he told me to kiss his armpit instead

I asked him to pick up some midol from the store he told me to kiss his armpit instead  Redditors Wife

I asked him what he would change about me He said "Your last name".

I asked him what he would change about me He said

I asked him to move out He said "That's fine. The wifi is unsecure."

I asked him to move out He said

Asked him for a divorce Not unless you ask on the kiss-cam

Asked him for a divorce Not unless you ask on the kiss-cam  Redditors Wife

Can you make something for your cousin's Party? I'll make penis pasta

Can you make something for your cousin's Party? I'll make penis pasta  Redditors Wife

I asked him to go take the car to the shop He said if the potholes up the street didn't help, nothing will

I asked him to go take the car to the shop He said if the potholes 
up the street didn't 
help, nothing will  Redditors Wife
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