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i told him to come to bed He said no, I'm already fapping

i told him to come to bed He said no, I'm already fapping  Redditors Wife

i write a very long sweet passionate wall post he replies with "k"

i write a very long sweet passionate wall post he replies with

(Something on the front page) (Mildly amusing punchline from referenced post)

(Something on the front page) (Mildly amusing punchline from referenced post)  Redditors Wife

Hey Davie, you should probably start cutting some cards NO jose! i have to make more memes! i want people to like to me!

Hey Davie, you should probably start cutting some cards  NO jose! i have to make more memes! i want people to like to me!  Redditors Wife

i asked if he was cheating on me he responded "occam's razor."

i asked if he was cheating on me he responded

He Came Early during sex "Still a better endng than black ops"

He Came Early during sex

I texted him a funny joke He replied, "Fuck me in the ass!"

I texted him a funny joke He replied,

This meme is dead to me

This meme is dead to me  Redditors Wife

Asked him if he knew where my contacts had gone Said he ate them

Asked him if he knew where my contacts had gone Said he ate them  Redditors Wife

He's grilling a t-bone steak He said "It's for our new black lab"

He's grilling a t-bone steak He said
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