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I told him I was ready for a threesome he told me to swim with the dolphins

I told him I was ready for a threesome he told me to swim with the dolphins Redditors Wife
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I asked him to have sex with me he said hes to busy doing science with our son

I asked him to have sex with me he said hes to busy doing science with our son Redditors Wife
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i said i was going to freshen up before bed he clapped twice

i said i was going to freshen up before bed he clapped twice Redditors Wife
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I wanted an abortion He said "We're keeping it for the karma"

I wanted an abortion He said
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I told him I wanted to fly to the Bahamas he handed me a fire extinguisher

I told him I wanted to fly to the Bahamas he handed me a fire extinguisher Redditors Wife
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I told him I ran a 7 minute mile He laughed and ask me If you were running 80MPH how long would it take you to go 80 miles

I told him I ran a 7 minute mile He laughed and ask me If you were running 80MPH how long would it take you to go 80 miles Redditors Wife
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I asked my brother if we could wrestle He said "Not until I figure out how to make the front page"

I asked my brother if we could wrestle He said
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I thought he was kind of cute when he accidentally said kidy pm trffoy I should have shifted my fingers to the left to decode it

I thought he was kind of cute when he accidentally said kidy pm trffoy I should have shifted my fingers to the left to decode it Redditors Wife
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First christmas together on computers in separate rooms

First christmas together on computers in separate rooms Redditors Wife
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he said he wanted the pictures to when he was alone and i wasn't there for him then he posted them on /r/gonewild to get karma

he said he wanted the pictures to when he was alone and i wasn't there for him then he posted them on /r/gonewild to get karma Redditors Wife
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