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Diablo 3 Rmah bETTER THAN SEX, APPARENTLY

Diablo 3 Rmah bETTER THAN SEX, APPARENTLY  Redditors Wife

I wanted a honeymoon he posted on reddit

I wanted a honeymoon he posted on reddit  Redditors Wife

I told him I made it to the front page of r/gonewild he didn't have to check to call my bluff

I told him I made it to the front page of r/gonewild he didn't have to check to call my bluff  Redditors Wife

I made him homemade chicken alfredo He put it in a shoebox and set it on fire

I made him homemade chicken alfredo He put it in a shoebox and set it on fire  Redditors Wife

told him we need to clean out the garage tomorrow. "I'm already looking at furniture."

told him we need to clean out the garage tomorrow.

kids are allergic to our cats He said "get rid of them, the cats get more karma"

kids are allergic to our cats He said

I told him I wanted to have sex he said he didn't vacuum the carpet

I told him I wanted to have sex he said he didn't vacuum the carpet  Redditors Wife

I asked him why he didn't want to have sex He said my vagina smells like Cool Ranch Doritos™

I asked him why he didn't want to have sex He said my vagina smells like Cool Ranch Doritos™  Redditors Wife

I told him I lost my wedding ring He told me to go pick carrots.

I told him I lost my wedding ring He told me to go pick carrots.  Redditors Wife

He asked me to bring him a soda it exploded when i opened it

He asked me to bring him a soda it exploded when i opened it  Redditors Wife
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