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Penny for your thoughts i asked him Not in Canada he said

Penny for your thoughts i asked him Not in Canada he said  Redditors Wife

I asked if we could go on a vacation he told me the dog won't be to happy about it.

I asked if we could go on a vacation he told me the dog won't be to happy about it.  Redditors Wife

i asked him to come to bed he said theres a glitch in the matrix, need to find gods number

i asked him to come to bed he said theres a glitch in the matrix, need to find gods number  Redditors Wife

he asked me to lie down on the bed so he could draw a face on my forehead

he asked me to lie down on the bed so he could draw a face on my forehead  Redditors Wife

I thought he was calling someone to fix the car key hole he was just taking a picture

I thought he was calling someone to fix the car key hole he was just taking a picture  Redditors Wife

I asked if he was coming to bed He said only if I tongue punch his fart box

I asked if he was coming to bed He said only if I tongue punch his fart box  Redditors Wife

I asked him to have sex he asked me to pretend to be a cat

I asked him to have sex he asked me to pretend to be a cat  Redditors Wife

i asked him if he wanted a blowjob He says he'd rather go to outback

i asked him if he wanted a blowjob He says he'd rather go to outback  Redditors Wife

I asked him why he wanted to have sex at 7 AM He said it was so can have an excuse to go to work late

I asked him why he wanted to have sex at 7 AM He said it was so can have an excuse to go to work late  Redditors Wife

I decided to take a picture of my dog he stole it for karma

I decided to take a picture of my dog he stole it for karma  Redditors Wife
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