Redditors Wife

I asked him for flowers He gave me a rose made of sheet metal and a bouqet of paper flowers

I asked him for flowers He gave me a rose made of sheet metal and a bouqet of paper flowers  Redditors Wife

I asked him when he's going to get a haircut he said "Spaghettios."

I asked him when he's going to get a haircut he said

I told him I made a sexy video for him He told me he wasn't going to watch it unless I used a GoPro to shoot it.

I told him I made a sexy video for him He told me he wasn't going to watch it unless I used a GoPro to shoot it.  Redditors Wife

I showed him the gemstone I got for my mother He started shouting "LE GEM" at me

I showed him the gemstone I got for my mother He started shouting

I told him I wasn't feeling well He said "I hope you have to get surgery"

I told him I wasn't feeling well He said

i told him i jailbroke my iphone he called the cops

i told him i jailbroke my iphone he called the cops  Redditors Wife

I asked him why he was late for our anniversary dinner He showed me a picture of a flat tire

I asked him why he was late for our anniversary dinner He showed me a picture of a flat tire  Redditors Wife

i made a funny observation about an everyday situation today he said i wasn't animated enough

i made a funny observation about an everyday situation today he said i wasn't animated enough  Redditors Wife

I asked him to take me to dairy queen he said fuck that damn goose!

I asked him to take me to dairy queen he said fuck that damn goose!  Redditors Wife

I asked him to buy some air freshener He said no thanks, i don't like the smell of shrimp

I asked him to buy some air freshener  He said no thanks, i don't like the smell of shrimp  Redditors Wife
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