Redditors Wife

I asked him if he wanted a blowjob. He said, "keep your slimy meat tentacle away from me."

I asked him if he wanted a blowjob. He said,

i ASKED HIM WHAT washing machine WE SHOULD GET HE SAID " tHE kenmore ultra fabric care 80 series"

i ASKED HIM WHAT washing machine WE SHOULD GET HE SAID

I screamed for him to save me from the vicious cheetas. He told me he was too busy taking pictures.

I screamed for him to save me from the vicious cheetas. He told me he was too busy taking pictures.  Redditors Wife

he told me I was his muse but all his posts are rage face

he told me I was his muse  but all his posts are rage face  Redditors Wife

asked him to watch the Olympics with me "no. i need to think of a witty Olympics meme to make it to the front page."

asked him to watch the Olympics with me

I asked if he wanted anything from the store He said Q-Tips and cookie dough

I asked if he wanted anything from the store He said Q-Tips and cookie dough  Redditors Wife

I asked him if we should move in together he told me to buy a second television

I asked him if we should move in together he told me to buy a second television   Redditors Wife

He hid my casserole in the garage for a month To make karma on reddit

He hid my casserole in the garage for a month To make karma on reddit  Redditors Wife

I asked him if we could go on vacation to Italy He said he had already bought tickets to Tuvalu

I asked him if we could go on vacation to Italy He said he had already bought tickets to Tuvalu  Redditors Wife

i asked him to come to bed "only if we can do the harlem struggle"

i asked him to come to bed
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