quickmeme: all your memes, gifs & funny pics in one place

view more »

Redditors Wife

He comes home after a 1/2 year in space. Does AMA instead of me.

He comes home after a 1/2 year in space. Does AMA instead of me. Redditors Wife
add your own caption

152 shares

honey you haven't made love to me in months "FAP fap fap"

honey you haven't made love to me in months
add your own caption

152 shares

I brought him a beer he told me to hold it between my butt-cheeks

I brought him a beer he told me to hold it between my butt-cheeks Redditors Wife
add your own caption

152 shares

I told him I wanted to have sex He said "in your dreams"

I told him I wanted to have sex He said
add your own caption

152 shares

I asked if he'd like to balance a chair on my head He said we don't have one that could withstand a torpedo

I asked if he'd like to balance a chair on my head He said we don't have one that could withstand a torpedo Redditors Wife
add your own caption

152 shares

I asked him to come to bed He said he doesn't sleep with his exes

I asked him to come to bed He said he doesn't sleep with his exes Redditors Wife
add your own caption

152 shares

Want to go to the marriage equality rally? "only if you walk around topless"

Want to go to the marriage equality rally?
add your own caption

152 shares

I asked if he could teach me how to install something he told me to stop pretending and do it myself

I asked if he could teach me how to install something he told me to stop pretending and do it myself Redditors Wife
add your own caption

152 shares

I told him to get ready for the best blowjob he's ever had he asked me what did i do this time?

I told him to get ready for the best blowjob he's ever had he asked me what did i do this time? Redditors Wife
add your own caption

152 shares

I asked him if he wanted a sexual favor He said he didn't have a coupon for one

I asked him if he wanted a sexual favor He said he didn't have a coupon for one Redditors Wife
add your own caption

152 shares

Like us for More!