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Honey, you should come to bed. "Only if you'll spoon me tonight."

Honey, you should come to bed.
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I asked him where our briefcase was He said that it's now a nintendo 64

I asked him where our briefcase was He said that it's now a nintendo 64 Redditors Wife
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I put on a strap-on He decided to penis fence

I put on a strap-on He decided to penis fence Redditors Wife
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I asked him why we haven't had sex this month He said "Wouldn't want to make no fap September too easy"

I asked him why we haven't had sex this month He said
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I ASKED HIM TO TAKE THE DOG OUT. THE DOG NEVER CAME BACK. "GOTTA FREE EM ALL"

I ASKED HIM TO TAKE THE DOG OUT. THE DOG NEVER CAME BACK.
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"I want a divorce" Memetime
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I asked if he wanted to do a halloween costume with me this year he said only if we are naked jack-o-lanterns

I asked if he wanted to do a halloween costume with me this year he said only if we are naked jack-o-lanterns Redditors Wife
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i asked if i could get him antihistimines for his hay fever he said "no thanks i'll fap instead"

i asked if i could get him antihistimines for his hay fever he said
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I asked him why there was a pregnancy test in the bathroom he said he was checking for cancer

I asked him why there was a pregnancy test in the bathroom he said he was checking for cancer Redditors Wife
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If she is watching sneaking to you She wants the dick

If she is watching sneaking to you She wants the dick Redditors Wife
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