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I asked if I could touch his junk He said he would report me to HR

I asked if I could touch his junk He said he would report me to HR  Redditors Wife

He thinks he's funny but I'm the only one who gives him upvotes

He thinks he's funny  but I'm the only one who gives him upvotes  Redditors Wife

I said it's our anniversary He said his hair is a bird and my argument is invalid

I said it's our anniversary He said his hair is a bird and my argument is invalid  Redditors Wife

I came home from work to see our cat hanging from the blinds He said he missed his reedit cake day

I came home from work to see our cat hanging from the blinds He said he missed his reedit cake day   Redditors Wife

I told them there were two days left until valentine's he told me to pony down

I told them there were two days left until valentine's he told me to pony down  Redditors Wife

Online assignment due at 11:59PM 11:50PM...CISCO needs to update

Online assignment due at 11:59PM 11:50PM...CISCO needs to update  Redditors Wife

He showed me a pet dog he got for me Then went "Nope! Just Chuck Testa!"

He showed me a pet dog he got for me Then went

I asked him if we still had a sex life He said "nope, chuck testa"

I asked him if we still had a sex life He said

He's been reading this email thread for almost an hour and yet he still has no idea what the fuck is going on

He's been reading this email thread for almost an hour  and yet he still has no idea what the fuck is going on  Redditors Wife

I asked him to drive me to work "Let me just grab my electric razor"

I asked him to drive me to work
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